I love the holidays
for me its 98% about the time with family
the other half is about the food
oh, sweet baby jesus.
The food.
so without further ado, I bring you Laurens 12 days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
The Fat Kid sent to me:
The Fat Kid sent to me:
A Half Ironman entry fee
On the second day of Christmas
The Fat Kid sent to me:
2 Pairs Of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee
On the third day of Christmas
The Fat Kid sent to me:
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee
On the fourth day of Christmas
The fat kid sent to me:
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee
On the fifth day of Christmas
The fat kid sent to me:
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee
On the sixth day of Christmas
The Fat Kid sent to me:
6 Guilt trips a laying
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee
On the seventh day of Christmas
The fat kid sent to me:
7 drills a Swimming
6 Guilt trips a laying
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee
On the eighth day of Christmas
The fat kid sent to me:
8 beers a drinking
7 drills a Swimming
6 Guilt trips a laying
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee
On the ninth day of Christmas
The Fat Kid sent to me:
9 empty Gu's
8 beers a drinking
7 drills a Swimming
6 Guilt trips a laying
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee
On the tenth day of Christmas
The Fat kid sent to me:
10 tacos a eating
9 empty Gu's
8 beers a drinking
7 drills a Swimming
6 Guilt trips a laying
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee
On the eleventh day of Christmas
The fat kid sent to me:
11 Cow bells ringing
10 tacos a eating
9 empty Gu's
8 beers a drinking
7 drills a Swimming
6 Guilt trips a laying
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee
On the first day of Christmas
The fat kid sent to me:
12 Miles a running
11 Cow bells ringing
10 tacos a eating
9 empty Gu's
8 beers a drinking
7 drills a Swimming
6 Guilt trips a laying
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee
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