Wednesday, December 2, 2015

The 12 days of Christmas

I love the holidays
for me its 98% about the time with family
the other half is about the food
oh, sweet baby jesus. 
The food. 

so without further ado, I bring you Laurens 12 days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
The Fat Kid sent to me:
A Half Ironman entry fee


On the second day of Christmas
The Fat Kid sent to me:
2 Pairs Of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee

On the third day of Christmas
The Fat Kid sent to me:
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee

On the fourth day of Christmas
The fat kid sent to me:
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee

On the fifth day of Christmas
The fat kid sent to me:
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee

On the sixth day of Christmas
The Fat Kid sent to me:
6 Guilt trips a laying
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee

On the seventh day of Christmas
The fat kid sent to me:
7 drills a Swimming
6 Guilt trips a laying
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee

On the eighth day of Christmas
The fat kid sent to me:
8 beers a drinking
7 drills a Swimming
6 Guilt trips a laying
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee

On the ninth day of Christmas
The Fat Kid sent to me:
9 empty Gu's
8 beers a drinking
7 drills a Swimming
6 Guilt trips a laying
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee

On the tenth day of Christmas
The Fat kid sent to me:
10 tacos a eating 
9 empty Gu's
8 beers a drinking
7 drills a Swimming
6 Guilt trips a laying
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee


On the eleventh day of Christmas
The fat kid sent to me:
11 Cow bells ringing
10 tacos a eating 
9 empty Gu's
8 beers a drinking
7 drills a Swimming
6 Guilt trips a laying
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee

On the first day of Christmas
The fat kid sent to me:
12 Miles a running
11 Cow bells ringing
10 tacos a eating 
9 empty Gu's
8 beers a drinking
7 drills a Swimming
6 Guilt trips a laying
5 Sweat stain Rings
4 Fanny packs
3 Barros Pizzas
2 pairs of Spandex
and a Half Ironman Entry Fee

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